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The End of the Internet

Congratulations. You have reached the final page. There are no more feeds to refresh, no more links to inspect, and no more opinions hiding behind accordions.

To continue, please discontinue. The following offline achievements are recommended before attempting to re-enter society.

A small game will now close the remaining internet. Results are self-certified and legally meaningless.

Required acts of personhood

  1. Say one complete sentence to someone who can hear you without a notification.
  2. Ask a nearby person a question that is not about logistics, passwords, or whether they moved your charger.
  3. Look out a window and verify that the sky is still shipping daily with no changelog.
  4. Drink water from a cup. Tabs are famously poor at hydration.
  5. Touch an object that has never asked you to accept cookies.
  6. Let one thought go unposted. Observe that it remains a thought.
Attention Left 100%
Tabs Closed 0
Human Acts 0/6
Status Not Outside

Internet remaining: statistically suspicious

Tip from the final page: the close buttons are small because temptation is petty.

No more links. Only a button, several excuses, and the ancient burden of having a body.

You Are Outside

Computer off. Shoulders down. Come back soon, but make the soon earn it.

Latest Instruction

Read the final notice. When ready, begin leaving.

Outside Receipt